In the future, I will type in quotes throughout the day, but I obviously have backloaded a lot of entries...so here is an intro to my daily world.
"Can sandpaper kill you?"
"I'd eat old people to survive."
"The they speak another language in England?"
"My eye keeps on watering when I poke it."
"You be the Do-Do bird."
"She's so big she knocks down the shampoo."
"I'd cry if I pooped myself."
"You love my grandmother? Ewwww."
"Eat my shoe."
"I was raised a baby."
"When I grow up I'm going to be a bee."
"Have you ever touched it?"
"I need to urinate."
"Dude, did you get shorter?"
"You're five inches late."
"Can we stop talking about me?"
"Don't judge me."
"How'd I know that? Oh yeah, cuz I'm smart."
"I'm a magical monkey."
"White hair is sexy on girls."
"I didn't shave my cat."
"Son of a beachfront."
"Do you wish you were a robot?"
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