This one made me laugh

The following is an exchange of dialogue between two students. I felt like I was in a Seinfeld episode.
"If nowhere is nowhere then is somewhere, somewhere?"
"Nowhere is somewhere because to be anywhere is somewhere."
"But nowhere means nowhere so it can't be somwhere."
"If you're in the middle of nowhere, you're still somwhere."
"But somewhere means you are somewhere, not nowhere."
"Okay, you are still somewhere if you are nowhere."

I was impressed with this conversation!! :-)