New entries today

“Hey ya’ got any old people in your bedroom?”

"I joined EMO Mickey Mouse Club"

"I am the dark mistress of demons"

bras?

"Bras are like friends, they're close to your heart and there for support."

Lefted?

"Mr. Morton, is "lefted" a word? For example, they lefted the park."

who's the woman?

"Leave me alone...I'm busy,woman!"
--male student said to another male student

oatmeal?

Here is a student response after I said "I'm not giving any homework over spring break because after a week off your brain turns to mush."

Student response: "Then oatmeal would come out of your ears. It'd be worse if it were Cream O'Wheat."

Another quote today: "What's so bad about washing your feet?"