butterflies and rainbows

Mr. Morton, if you ate butterflies and pooped rainbows would you continue to eat butterflies?

Hot dog anyone?

Mr. Morton....do you ever wake p in the morning and cover yourself with ketchup and pretend you are a hot dog?

confusion

Is Hunger Games fiction or non-fiction?

tickle time?

"Mr. Morton I felt my bladder tickle."

"Mr. Morton, would I make a good butler?"

what?

"Why does it always smell like beef jerky in here."
"How do you spell 'sink'?"

teeth are bones?

"The only bones I've ever broken is my teeth"

New entries today

“Hey ya’ got any old people in your bedroom?”

"I joined EMO Mickey Mouse Club"

"I am the dark mistress of demons"